And also...

Some unused hip-hop stuff. a couple lyrical exercises in here emulating some peoples writing styles and what not.

They call me a cracker 'cause I eat cheese
I can't really argue with that
because I really do enjoy cheese...

Be an MC

Get up - Stand up - Let me see your hands up
I said Hands up! Can't you see this is stand up?
Better mind your manna's 'cause I'm a Bruce Banna'
say the wrong thing and I might just smash ya' -
Bash ya - trash ya while I say
Cow-a-bunga baby, do you like me when I'm angry?
now c'mon children let's all play nice
I am a rhythm junkie and this is my vice
here is my lighter and here is my spoon
inject the beats and we all get loony
I'll make you believe that crazy shit
when I'm up in your head like Joseph smith
I can cause bad dreams in the might
Move your hips kate bush like -
'Wuthering, wuthering wuthering heights!'
so bow get down, I am the new prophet
you could call me gibraltar by the way that I rock it
The D Moe B be moe MC, the best maybe just wait and see
well p2p e r o p
brb t-ttly talk to you later gotta go now bye!


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Weezy Styles

Keep me up like viagra
nicotine, caffeine, dopamine sandman
call him the bag-man
'cause he brings me paper baskets
full of zip lock bags and
-Damn man- My feet took hands and
ran to Istan-bul -
-Fool honey with tongues I don't understand man-
'cause I can - can

I'm gonna push buttons like a boy named boojee
Fuck up the pace like a kid named Cudi
Fuck up the game like a guy named Rudi
Man that won't shut up 'cause he don't give a fuck
So sue me
unh
Here's the forward lateral
you and your crew, well you're all just colateral
damage to my shrapnel - thoughts-
roam coast to coast with a hat held like
apple pie in the sky
I'm getting hungry, I guess we better get hiiiiiigggghhhh

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Oh look at that
We're back in your house again
slipping in I'm slithering
so silky smooth your glistening
and explode like nitroglycerin
If your speaker's got cones
then this is what you dip them in
with a sound so sweet and cool like ice cream
make you want to break out and make your own scene

If you are ground then I am the power
I got the charge to last for hours
Gimme the sweet and I'll give you sour
You gave me your daughter she gave me her flower
So tell me petunia, where is the metal?
I thought you had it covered with a rose petal
I can't hear it, but I can smell
I know when I pass through your layer of hell
Sweetest apple of my eye,
call me william tell
Please take a step back,
I've got fruit to sell.

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Sadist playlist leaning on a tasteless rascist
gonna be wasted - basted- to dry for hatred - faceless
don't waste this chance to make this miracle reality
gonna be a new breed climbing up the old trees
dress up like a newsy - nose free- never caught
standing to feel free so let me be- acosted by your
news team on a cross beam, so dock me - down-
mock me - up- it's so costly making anarchy
jesus joseph mother of mary
who gives a fuck?

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In a world where kids sell drugs to babies to support their baby
that's pregnant with their kid
who will never be a baby much the same as they did
on perilous streets where the goat billies the kids
who can't escape the grid
locked insanely in a prison not of his own creation
or his fathers or evil men
but instead by the indifference of the masses
complacent and lazy
so believe me when I say
oh baby...


sitting on a busy street as hip and jive collide
with the smell of unwashed hands and feet
bodily unrest from the booze or lack of sleep, I -
Hear you whisperin' in the ear of your lover
mumbled to yourself as you sleep in the gutter -
light that cigarette and suck it like a teet if you're
going to tell me nothing ever tasted so sweet

-

In justice we'd trust if our justices weren't corrupted
disrupted as an american regime assaults the american dream
using america's means to achieve unamerican ends
but when would my schemes justify another mans means
or worse defining where where his dream ends?

please allow me to mention a dissention in the ranks
because we're losing all your pensions to scoundrels thieves and mountebanks
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I'm back like a prophet
so get ready to cough it (up)
get your's before I stop it (up)
because I am more profitable than the most hospitable hospital
that I see you at,
with your mario messiah who never tires like sonic the hedgehog
drinking tonics and all pissed
about the death of the sega
yo there went a major player when we lost it
so all the players say aw shit
what? I thought you all was catholic
but don't get me wrong
we can go on and on
cause this song is a bong
and I ain't gonna stop rich
'cause I'm all about the long hits
especially when its
one of my favorite topics
so get ready to go when I flow on pokemon - kids!

So, Fuck ash catch'em. We be the greatest
and my ass'd dispatch'em if he ever had to face this
actual master, I'm like a natural disaster
with relentless hits that keep on coming
only faster and faster
in a barrage of, endless ferver
I'm the relentless pervert
who's got you on his server
from when he hurredly scurried worried around your house
because he's thirty and dirty and you might think he's kind of nerdy
or you might think he's a perv-yes
he was all the while word-less
he caught you in a short-dress
got pictures of you shirt-less
and unless you best the vets your best bet is to let it rest and just
forget, about it
pretend that you don't know, about it
resend that im text, without it
until you can't ignore, how it's
on every screen and every teenagers dream
collecting the cream and it makes you want to scream
Do it - Miky and the Sex Machine!

-


Well my name is DMOB I come to get respect
if you want to rhyme then I'll dance eclectic
follow all the clues I'm a rhyme detective
the name is dmob memorize respect it

So inspect this, mystery
Move to the left keep my symmetry
Move to the right, I'll rock the same
Now I'm moving on up
well that's the name of the game
I'm so calm as I handle this
You might just think I'm a pacifist
but don't be fooled by this manifest
'cause I'll kick you in the fucking teeth! What?!


Well my name is DMOB I come to get respect
if you want to rhyme then I'll dance eclectic
follow all the clues I'm a rhyme detective
the name is dmob memorize respect it

Well inspect this, here's a mystery
Scooby-dooby doo who's the best mc?
Who's got the flow? Who's got the meter?
Who will blow your mind then blow your speakers?
Your teachers were right, shut up and learn
Who's always there with the quick return?
who rock your body like he rock the mic?
'Who is the hotty with the body so tight?
See through the smoke and you discern
Who got your people shouting, _hoof_ Burn!
Who is this mad man, who could he be?
well olly olly olly oxen free!
Would you expect the DMOB?
Hell yes, Hell no! No one expects me
a sluth in the night a real noir detective.

-


Now see here's your problem
you get no Sun
You hide in the basement from
every One
You say it's ok 'cause
you get work Done
But hey there- hey man-
where's your fun?

`-

I was born with dinosaurs
who came and forswore
the gladdest of all whores
to knock on your door
In these times of war
You better find your metaphor
and keep it in store
to rock it real hardcore

-


Like hootie and the blowfish you just ain't (got the) metal
I rock like a boulder you're more like a pebble
I hold like gibralter you succumb to the devil
You know I'm the Luke Skywalker man you ain't even a rebel

Unused Lyrics

going through my lyric box, and came across these guys who don't look like they have any outlets in the near future. They range from joking to serious to who knows what. Thought I'd put them up just so they have somewhere to be, let me know if there's any you think stand out.


Summer

and on these long- summer nights
when I can do no wrong - still I can do no right
or so they say
You wear those worn-black tights
You'll keep my eyes wide open-and my mouth shut tight
so let's just say - we did it anyway

the sky is black - the ground is blue
my head is soaking - but I'll follow you
On a night like this I've got nothing else to do
but seek out some adventure - pretend that dreams come true
If I'm not back by sunrise just wait till tomorrow night
when the sun comes up again I'll be dreaming by its light

If you give a foot then I'll give a rub
If you've got a smile then I've got some love
You take the cougar and I'll take the cub
You save your money and I'll save my stub

So let me dance outside in the middle of the night
Let's scream let's shout let's break something
to prove that we're alive
I can't feel the ground but I can sure taste the sky
I've found it hard to catch my breath
ever since you caught my eye

Say - don't say - oh hell just
say it anyway
if it's something if it's nothing
just as long as you say something
I just want to hear you while I can
soon you'll understand

Stay - don't stay - oh hell just
stay here anyway
it could be something it could be nothing
I like to think that we've got something
and you,
are surely something.

_+_

(Don't) Drink to this song

This is a love song
throwing up to alcohol
a pretty sad tale
about what I hate most of all

You see there's a little standie on my shoulder
he tells me what to do
and tells me what to say
and the best advice he ever gave
was that you're doing it wrong
if you don't hurt the next day

Don't drink to this song
You can handle that, for just so long
Don't drink to this song
or scratch that, and drink along

He's an angel and a devil
my worst best friend
elegantly disheveled
in an uptown trend
He scolds me, he holds me
he gives me high fives
he tells me where to touch
and when the time is right

Don't drink to this song
You can handle that, for just so long
So don't drink to this song
it's against the point but you'll sing along
Don't drink to this song
If your head doesn't hurt than you're doing it wrong

_+_

Will it be Grape juice or wine?
Do you want good times or fine?
Do you want your confection with candy on top
or simply cigarrettes on the side?

Started out in front of a tv
learned my lessons from a bugged bunny
Maming and a drop
could never break my bones

Then came the years when we discovered sex
and in with it came the skin-a-flex
oh the new found pleasure
in being alone

now everyones a critic
and they're saying more so
but I still love all these cartoons
...and porno

and when it's time for goodbyes
is it tears in our eyes?
Will we shake hands
or hug tight and cry?
Will we share our grief
or hold the belief
if we keep it inside
that it's not just hiding

_+_

When I was younger I used to think
that everyone and everything was - make believe
Yes everything and everyone just - wasn't real
and now that I've grown older well
well it's the same deal

Maybe your a figment of my, imagination
or maybe you're just like, that old radio station
that I never heard but thought about
and baby you're what I dream about
and now you say I've got to believe
You were never with me

I keep trippin' or the world's just trickin'
my already blurred sense, of reality
My vision keeps flippin', I feel like I've been stricken
with a condition I call lonely

Still you're just a figment of my - imagination
baby it's getting harder to - be so patient
so c'mon girl let talk about it
I promise not to shout it out if
You won't try to make me believe
You were never with me

_+_

The soul and the fox are lying together
with stonewall jackson between them
the joker and the smile are toking the while
down the upstairs where we can't see them
so keep a dilated ete, and don't be shy
to remove these knives stuck in my atrium

and they love each other as shadows love the sun
yes I need you, but I'll never be the only one

So gimme my
self - medication
self - medication, dedication to medication

Giveth spirit, giveth heart, giveth strength
when you're giving pain
This clown's in love with celluloid
I watch wrapped up in cell-o-phane
It must be magic how the magic managed
so mixed up in hair
the world's an ocean - my head is swimming
I might be choking, but I swear
I will be there

with my
Self - Medication, Self - Medication
dedication to medication

Swallow me chewed
whole me first
stitch me down
and dress me up
cut me closed
open me in
help me hard
'cause I need some - Fuck

Self -Medication

_+_

My balls have a chin strap
My face is going numb
I'm shaven and exposed
and looking pretty dumb
if I sleep on your couch
will you let me in your head
can I hold real still
and pretend that I am dead?

My balls have a chin strap
My stomachs pooching out
I've got cuts and I've got bruises
I don't want to talk about
If I hang with your friends
Will you finally think I'm cool
if I hold my breath
like I'm drowning in your pool

My balls have a chin strap
as my insides tear apart
they're reaching for my liver
but they'll settle for your heart
If I party real hard
will you tell me it's alright
will you take me back home
to pretend for just one night

My balls have a chin strap
this strapping chin has balls
I've started wearing neckties
and screening all my calls
Now I'm finally moving up
so will you be moving out?
where do you think you live
when your head becomes your house?

_+_

Old timee

I - will set the world afire
You'll - be overcome with hot desire
We - will bask in the heat of the night
and then I'll - love - you

When I drop bombs you will see
People scream and they will flee
But I'll hold on tight so you don't take flight
and then you'll love me

To prove my love is true
I'll burn a city or two
We'll skip through the flames
to my hide away
to waste the days
we'll play the games
that only lovers can
'cause I'll be your man
and then - I'll love you

_+_

We'll I'm a true blue roller with a possee to match
keepin jerry off the button that's why I'm on the attack
they never made a chain that could - keep me
I've come to rock - knock-knocking with my golden key

I'm a runaway child from a dead frontier
give me your daughters watch them - disappear
read my paper if you're looking for a show
if you're ready for action, if you're ready to go

You gotta - break in- before you -break out
When I'm done you know I've come
you'll all be tossed about
I'm gonna - freak in - to make you - freak out
I want to run let's all get dumb
'cause I can't hear you shout
YEAH!!!!!!!
(claps)

Well I'm a good looking nazi hatin son of a bitch
keep an eye on the wall and a trigger finger twitched
With a 37 barrel and a 52 hide
Looks like I'm all loaded well I'm ready to ride


_+_

Lady in purple I can see
Lady in purple I can see
down - down
Lady in purple come with me
Lady in purple come with me
now- now
I want you to go down while we go up
show you my soul while I'm stuck
in you
Purple in transit
Purple in between
I want it on the floor
I want the skin beneath
Purple in plastic
Purple in between (your legs)
You want it on the floor
You want in between your jeans
push you up against the door
and show you what I mean
Lady in purple lets be free
Lady in purple wait with me
up - down
Lady in purple come with me
Lady come with me
Lady come with me
I said come with me
Now

Cut the small talk
Let's fuck.

_+_

I'm a little upset, with you
You fucked me good, it's true
You'll learn to regret, what you've done to me

Catchya if ya catchya but you can't catch me
I'm a little wily mr. coyote
I'll keep on running and I'm running till the day I die
If you ask, I couldn't tell you why
Catch'ya they'll dispatch you put ya on the team
blisters on your hands from rubbing on their feet
run that course if you've no heart to defy
Me I'm just look for some TMI

_+_


American Spirits

So the west's finally been won
Blood red dirt awash in red red blood
Brushed aside in search of gold
Beneath this setting sun

This land has just begun
To show the riches that lie beneath her
I want to pierce a vein, hit a bleeder
She asks for lips, but your a teether

So we finally have won
Let the stone mason be as rich
as all these dead men should
The rest of us live on to make sure
their story's told
to the children who'll grow old
Beneath this setting sun.

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Born into the night
bright lights to run me down
broken in a fight
revived for another round
you went away
came back and held me down
I went away
came back and you'd skipped town

It kills me to see you hurt
my heart's stuck in your brain
With serotonin - and the rain
Keep mine high, don't despair
I can't fix you,
but I'll be there